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Sexy Mo'Fo'
My Best Friend. <3
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Everything happens for a reason . Live with no regrets. Happy girls are the prettiest
| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves |
| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
